Joke time I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
I always laugh when I read the rules in the room. Respect! Why you ask? Because some of the Personal Question should be ask in Pc not in main! If it has nothing to do with sex... Just someone wanting to know something ask to talk in pc not main..
9:42pm 03-06-2012
To pokey
2:09am 03-04-2012
bernadette (Fs5)
Joke time.... 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather ... Nothing can be done to 4. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. ****************************************************************************************************
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
This for all the blonde joke you say to me. lol
Oh and you to JJ
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7:30pm 03-03-2012
J.J. Cummings
For making me smile.... you always manage to brighten my day for you!.........
hi TexDom.....huggssssssssssssss.....glad to see you're still with us.....smiles..thx for sayin hi.....hope we meet in the room soon and catch up.....tc and hope all is well with you.
3:37pm 02-26-2012
Jack
Did what you asked me to rose............ by the way what movie would you like ?
11:14pm 02-25-2012
TexDom
Hi deb.... Just wanted to let you know that I am still alive and kicking here in Texas........I'll drop by the room sometime if I see your name..........
Maybe so Merlin, But it ok we enjoy a good laugh! Everyone know I love to joke around,
6:48pm 02-20-2012
Canuck
This week marks 3 years chanti. I am still smitten.
6:57am 02-20-2012
Viviane
After three years of marriage, Viviane was still questioning her husband ( Merlin) about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Viviane promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."
Replied on: 3:38pm 02-20-2012
Whaaaaaaa baby verry funny *grins* ya stil don't know me bernie
7:59am 02-17-2012
bernadette (Fs5)
Happy Birthday cinder, feb17 We hope you have a wonderful day. I ask Fs5 what can you give a sexy women like you. Then it came to me... Bend over cinders and enjoy the slap on that sexy ass! Fs5 & bernadette
5:45pm 02-16-2012
caressa
Mister Brian, Thank you for your kind wishes for me. At the moment, I find myself disadvantaged by not recognizing you under the name "Mister Brian," nonetheless, I wish you a terrific 2012. Kind regards, caressa* P.S. I think I know who you are!
6:22pm 02-15-2012
Mister Brian
caressa, do miss seeing you around, wishing and hoping your life is bolosming in this new year
1:09pm 02-14-2012
manni
happy valentine's day Maitresse Veronika
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